no seriously.

alrighty people.

this junk is getting ridiculous.

so this boy, yes i say BOY ... he really gets on my nerves.

i'm a just keep it funky.

we did something ... that we shouldn't have done.

that i know i didnt want to do, but since im so hard-headed&&wanted to feel better ...

i did it anyway.

shxt, i was curious&&i apologize.

welp, it worked.

no big deal i let it go.

you'd think he did too!!

since hes such a "macho player" like he leads on to be right??

NOPE.

sooo because i don't want to do it again&&have a valid reason for such ... niggas get mad.

so i EXPLAIN the reason why i don't want to do it.

explaaaain the whole situation surrounding it.

he gives me the understanding that he understands.

hes supposed to clean it up i suppose.

everythings cool for a week.

buuut things get dirty again

&&then i get tried AGAiN.

hmm, okay.

sooo i explain again ... niggas stop talkin to me.

for TWO MONTHS.

now to explain the situation BEFORE we did everything ... we were really good friends.

sooo why would you throw away a completely good friendship because i dont want to do something that CLEARLY we had no business doing in the first place?!?!?!

NOT ONLY THAT ...

dude, im not stupid. i am "hip to ya game"

ya GEE is not impeccable, you are NOT SLICK.

plus don't try&&run game on me when you've already exposed it a couple months before hand when we were cool!!!

so anywhoots, after you throw away our friendship over something soooo damn childish, after TWO MONTHS of not talkin to me ... you try me AGAiN?!

have we not got the picture yet?!?

guess not.

so you tell me things don't matter.

you don't care.

so thats GREAT for me.

that means you can leave me alone right??

naaah of course not.

so you come to me&&tell me you MISS ME?!

nigga please.

you DO NOT miss me.

&&then when i ask you a perfectly logical question.

"what exactly is it that you miss, ____??"

you call me an idiot&&tell me to stfu?!

get your life together&&stop trynna fxck up mine.

if you can have any girl like you claim, then why you trynna bone me?!

i mean i know im fabulous, but come on now?

lets be adults.

at least ACT like your older then me. 

yes, i am acting like a nigga in some aspects.

but why is it that when a girl decides to act like a nigga shes the bad guy.

but when a dude decides to do it, its fine b/c hes a dude?!

maybe i'm wrong&&i shouldn't be behaving like this, but you know what ...

stop painting a picture that your one way&&you down for doing one thing&&then you can't handle it.

needless to say

i learned my lesson.

NEXT PROBLEM.

okay, soooo you act like you want to be my man.

tell me you like me.

i find out ya talkin to someone else.

NOT FROM YO MIND YOU.

you tell me ya not.

&&then you just want to be friends.

HOWEVER, you continue to act like you want to be more.

okay so we continue to talk.

&&then niggas get "marooned" on facebook.

(thats pirate english for no longer single a.k.a. dating someone.)

thats fine. we STOP talking.

not like a respectful oh lets go seperate ways.

more like a ... communication just stopped.

then you decide to have a little event.

ou invite me.

cool beans.

i keehauled that bxt.

(pirate english for denied)

do not CALL me&&ask me why im not going!!!!

YOU KNEW that i liked you.

i am not coming to your house to be around you&&her.

ooh oh, wait.

shes not going to be there?!

then thats an even BIGGER reason for why you shouldn't invite me.

i understand trying to be friends.

but you pushin it man.

like really.

get that SHXT together.

NO SERIOUSLY.

C*Royal